Welcome to Strawtown
(aka - Tornadoes: We Friggin' DARE Ya)
Free Elk Meat Tasting
(Just... no.)
We Practice Wholistic Medicine
(The unholy union of holistic medicine and a 1st grade education)
Purgatory Golf Club
(Their course isn't that good... but it's not that bad, either.)
And my personal favorite:
If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, who will?
