Now on DVD!

See Jessica Simpson's boobs, ass and legs wear a bikini! Marvel as Jessica Simpson's boobs, ass and legs kick some guy! Wonder how Jessica Simpson's boobs, ass and legs got a career as they "sing" and writhe around on a dance floor! Also included: some extra scenes with girls' boobs, asses and legs who AREN'T Jessica Simpson, and the movie The Dukes of Hazzard.

Creepy things the cable guy said to me today

1. "I can't come in unless you're 18."
2. "Whoops, dropped my knife!"