Lisa: ...and they say Achilles' heart grew three sizes that day.
Catie: Is that from The Illiad?
Lisa: Um, no. The Grinch Who Stole Christmas.
Mugatu: That Hansel is so hot right now.
Everyone: Give me a platform!
Lisa: What am I supposed to be focusing on?
Catie: I don't know. It doesn't matter. I forgot the eggs.
Lisa: That's some fromthing, isn't it?
Tara: Best pickup line ever: Hey- you played a great first round.
Catie: I can't even focus, what have you gotten me into??
Lisa: I'm glad I can provide you with knuckle-biting excitement.
Catie: One of the three of us is not drunk. I'll give you four guesses.
Lisa: I know! We'll each pick a patron dick.
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