Jelly Belly Flavors I'd Vote Off the Island (and Flavors I'd Be as Likely to Eat)

1. Coconut - Mothballs
2. Cafe Latte - Mississippi River water
3. Cappuchino - Cockroaches with amoebic dysentary
4. Jalapeno - Monkey armpit, lightly sauteed
5. Cinnamon (Sizzling or otherwise) - Sulfuric acid
6. Black - Evil
7. Top Banana - Slug
8. Bubblegum - What is this? "I like the taste of gum... but not the commitment?" No.
9. Lemon (Drop) - Urea
10. Buttered Popcorn - Respiratory failure