1. Writing out ‘Mr.’ as ‘Mister,’ unless you’re an early 19th century British orphan
2. Driving a pickup truck
3. Talking like a helium-voiced baby all the time
4. Being a happy morning person
5. Putting the WebBlocker on my computer at work
6. Working for, appearing on or religiously watching the WB network
7. Not writing me back
8. Being a Spice Girl
9. Having a faint but lingering scent of human bile
10. Dancing to ‘Pump Up the Jam’ in the Target entertainment section
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