“Am I pregnant inside out?”
“Do you want a suede cuddle roll?”
“No.”
“That’s okay. You can use me.”
“There’s a huge spider on the ceiling. I’m going to get it!”
“You’re like Jesus’ witty sidekick.”
“I’ll be honest with you. Your head’s on my ass and you’re grabbing my stomach.”
“I totally got a piece of FDR’s curve.”
“Hey, it’s all ‘Rut beer.”
“This feels great. I’ve got this thing up my crotch and I’m wet. Oh my God, what did I say?”
"House."
"Mouse."
“Rouse.”
“What’s a rouse?”
"A drink for me.”
“That sounds like a good idea. Get dehydrated all day; drink all night. We’ll turn into jerky.”
“I’m going to be a Confederate in two weeks!”
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